Ladies. When I wake up in the morning I am a sight to behold. I often think, as I look at myself in the mirror after 8 hours of sleep, that is a miracle of the Lord that in 60 short minutes I can go from lookin a fright to being presentable for the public. Some days I feel like I should get a gold star for the transformation I perform on my blurry-eyed sleepy self.
I wish I had taken a picture of myself for you to make my point. So lemme describe this sight. Apparently I slept last night on the top left of my head bc my hair on that side was completely plastered to my skull. The rest of my hair that was displaced to the right while I was sleeping on the left side of my head had formed a Snooky style poof that made me a few inches taller. And suddenly it came to me. I looked strikingly similar in the early morning hours to a famous rocker.
Not quite sure who that is? Maybe this picture will help.
You didn't realize that first picture was of a man did you? Still not quite sure?? Ok ok.
Yep. Bret Michaels. In the mornings I look like he probably does after he takes off that bandana. I mean seriously, he's has it on his head for at least 25 years. Flat on the sides? Check. Poof on the top? Check. Just call me Bret. Check him out with eyeliner. We really look pretty similar I think.
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