Because of.....
..menopause, I will always wish for a car with a/c in the seats. I need it, even when it's 38 degrees outside.
..my accident and my divorce, I feel younger than I ever have.
..endometriosis, I am healthier than I've ever been.
..being a mother, I will always have a saggy tummy and a full heart.
..my single life, I can sit in fresh jimmies on a Friday night and watch Pretty Little Liars with no shame.
..Jesus I am a princess. And have the shoes to prove it.
..the seven Oreos I ate yesterday, I will have a belly ache for days. Literally. (But I am still really so very healthy, as mentioned in line 3.)
..Google, my 8 year old feels like he deserves to know the answer to every question. "What color was a complicated-namea-saurous?....Are zombies real??.....Can a cow sleep standing up?....."
..Disney music, cheap microphones and plastic high heels, my daughter deserves a Tony for all of her performances. Which occur, I should add, in front of our flatscreen tv, turned off. Apparently it shows her reflection perfectly.
..self tanning lotion, I can have a perfect completion on about 50% of my body all year long. But I'm white as a sheet under my clothes. (Does anyone even have white sheets anymore??)
..Facebook, I know how long everyone's eyelashes are (or aren't), how young (or old) their skin looks and how far they ran yesterday. Information I simply can't live without.
...Joanna Gaines and Pinterest, I have one of the cutest houses on the block, and I'm not ashamed to brag about it.
..endometriosis, I am healthier than I've ever been.
..being a mother, I will always have a saggy tummy and a full heart.
..my single life, I can sit in fresh jimmies on a Friday night and watch Pretty Little Liars with no shame.
..Jesus I am a princess. And have the shoes to prove it.
..the seven Oreos I ate yesterday, I will have a belly ache for days. Literally. (But I am still really so very healthy, as mentioned in line 3.)
..Google, my 8 year old feels like he deserves to know the answer to every question. "What color was a complicated-namea-saurous?....Are zombies real??.....Can a cow sleep standing up?....."
..Disney music, cheap microphones and plastic high heels, my daughter deserves a Tony for all of her performances. Which occur, I should add, in front of our flatscreen tv, turned off. Apparently it shows her reflection perfectly.
..self tanning lotion, I can have a perfect completion on about 50% of my body all year long. But I'm white as a sheet under my clothes. (Does anyone even have white sheets anymore??)
..Facebook, I know how long everyone's eyelashes are (or aren't), how young (or old) their skin looks and how far they ran yesterday. Information I simply can't live without.
...Joanna Gaines and Pinterest, I have one of the cutest houses on the block, and I'm not ashamed to brag about it.
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